[ID: Two astronauts floating in space looking at Earth, which has the bisexual flag on it. One astronaut is saying: “Wait so bisexuality is the attraction to all genders?” The second astronaut is behind them, pointing a gun at them and saying, “Always has been.” End ID]
Im not American so please forgive me if this comes across as rude but when Americans start a sentence with “during the 2016 killer clown craze-” I can’t help myself. Talked about like it was a force of nature. Said with a nonchalant air like its an inevitable part of growing up. The killer clown craze.
high as hell and im thinking about ehat if there was a meme going around that was just posting this picture under people’s posts
captioned “i drinked you” and people would freak out and all the tags would be like “GET DRINKED” “IDIOT GOT DRINKED” tha k you for coming to my teddy talky
if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html
how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity
“we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button”
when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it’s made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen
I keep seeing people saying that their ship is the new destiel and I respect the desire but I don’t think you understand nothing can ever be the new destiel without a television series that runs ten seasons too long with two male characters getting no-homoed as often as possible in a way that just makes them seem even more closeted plus a screaming fanbase the producers absolutely refuse to listen to and an actor who actively reads fanfiction for the pairing his character is a part of
That 2022 Texan feeling of, “holy fucking shit I’m so anxious about this upcoming ice storm…….not because it’ll be particularly bad but because our grid may fail again and we’re still traumatized from a year ago when our ‘leaders’ left us to suffer while people burned their fences and old furniture for warmth and melted snow for water.”
I think sometimes cats don’t actually know what specifically they want – they’re just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling “I YEARN” on the off chance that you’ll be able to do something about it.
